Experts long to give advice when it comes to love and Valentine’s Day. They tell you what to say, how to say it and what to wear while saying it. If you ask us, that’s a lot to try to figure out. By the time you get a plan together you’re too tired and freaked out to execute. Then you’re left with nothing more than a stinking mess of love gone wrong on the most romantic holiday of the year.
No thank you Mr. and Mrs. Love Experts! This year we’re turning the sage himself–Mr. Lloyd Dobler.
Keep it simple and be yourself. Say Anything you want to your love this Valentine’s Day. Just make sure to say it with whiskey.
Trust us. You can’t go wrong with this strategy. Who doesn’t want to look out the window and see the love of their life holding aloft a barrel, bottle or glass of whiskey to celebrate their undying love and conviction. (Just a suggestions but we think a barrel would probably have the greatest impact.)
They’ll know that if you’re willing to profess your love over whiskey, and share it with them, that it’s the real deal. A love that is fully committed, genuine and going to last.
Throw away the love advice columns. Burn the romantic self-help books. Stop answering your mother’s calls asking if you’ve gotten a Valentine’s present yet.
Grab your whiskey, get in your car and head on over to the one you love. Strike a pose, crank the radio up and show them how much they mean to you. Good luck!
PS – Avoid the use of flavored whiskey or whiskey from an undisclosed producer when professing your love as your actions may be interpreted as less than honest and sincere.